晚上,問BB喜歡弟弟,還是妹妹。
MM:"Do you want a baby brother or baby sister?"
BB:"Mmm... baby sister."
MM:"Why?"
BB:"Because it's beautiful!"
MM:"Ooooooh... ..."
BB:"Don't put baby on your tummy, put at home."
MM:"Ahh?"
BB:"Big daddy don't have babies, only mum." (BB在上幼兒園時,老師已經教了他們baby是怎樣來的,只有女生才會生baby等知識。結果,那一堂課之後,BB的同學常圍著我,指著我的大肚腩問:"Do you have baby in your tummy?",讓我很尴尬。)
BB繼續說:"What's it called?"
MM:"What would you name the baby?"
BB:"Mmm... boy baby?"
啊?這孩子究竟是要弟弟,還是妹妹啊?
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